April Ordonez in San Diego

Eric Elegado @ Vons. Riding on the conveyer belt!

Click to enlarge.  There he is!

Eric Elegado sighting!!!!!

Look who the paparazzi found in my friend's kitchen......

I'm not sure why the picture is rotated to the left, but I'm sure you see who I see....

I've stuck a purple one in there..

April:  "You should stick a Skittle in your nose."

Mark:  "I don't do much with Skittles ever since they hurt my tooth."

:)

Me: "You are a gaylord."

Mark: "Did you just call me a gaylord?  Lord of the gays?"

Were you referring to me, John?

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Dear Robles Merideth, Thank you for your recent e-mail requesting that I visit you on the internet. While I appreciate the offer, and would be curious to see just how you fist someone with a bat, as the subject of your message suggests, I must respectfully decline at this time. To address some other points in your e-mail, I would like to begin with the mention of the "Hot Latina Gangbang". The use of capital letters suggests that this might be state-run, or at least professionally screen printed on a banner and slung between two garbage cans. I won't be able to attend, but hope that the turnout is what you expected. You make mention of a "naughty blonde nympho who will lick your ass clean" and I was wondering if this may apply to a larger area, say a two bedroom Santa Monica apartment? As for the "drunk party chick lost control vs fucked in glue", you've lost me. It seems as if you may be weighing your two options. If I was forced to choose at this point, I would pick the fucked in glue. I'm almost 30. I am very interested, however, in "Asian girl and piano." I am having a small function this week and would like to have her by. Will you please fax a song list to me? In closing, Mr. Merideth, I thank you for your time and interest in my patronage of your web site and its related services. I fear I do not have the time to devote to these requests at the time being. I will make sure to save your missive should a need arise for a blonde amateur enjoying "doublefuck cum" near a swimming pool. I would also like to thank you for what looks like a string of missile launch codes followed by life-affirming quotes. Lastly, I am sorry it took so long to respond to you, as my junk e-mail folder accidently filtered your mail message. Kindly, John Mayer

So weird, man.  Totally. 

"Weirdo"

This is the official picture of the crew of my company's annual event at the San Diego Convention Center.  All 14,000 employees are invited to attend.

If you take a closer look, you'll see a weirdo...

I thought it was the silly picture????????

Hands down, the best picture:

DONALD IS GAY

I tell Donald that all he needs on the plane is a vibrating neck pillow.

Donald says, "All I need is a rabbit."

"A rabbit?" 

"Yeah, to put in my butthole."

Jane's Cat

This cat cracks me up.  Jane wants it.

No, I didn't say that...

I was reading what someone, more specifically, Dan, wrote in reply to the post I made about Playboy on my boyfriend's message board. 

"I'm sure you being in Playboy would be SUCH a turnoff... haha... ;)" I read out loud to Mark, 2,000 miles away.

"Sex eternal?"

"What?"

"I thought you said sex eternal, not such a turn-off.  This is the last issue of Playboy you'll ever need because I'm Sex Eternal.  I wonder what the Chinese characters for sex eternal are?"

Mark.  You are a dork!  And I AM...Sex Eternal.